*Switches languages in mid-sentence while talking to myself*
I get accused of having a superiority complex as if I’m not actually superior
Tagged by @yourlocalintj
Took me a while, but I was really busy at college. Thank you, my dear!
Relationship status: single
Favorite Color: blue navy
Lipstick or Chapstick: lipstick or coloured chapstick.
Last song I listened to: Wardruna - Solringer
Top 3 TV Shows: Gotham, Game of Thrones, Lucifer
Top 3 Characters: Nygma (Gotham), Henry (TSH), Regis (The Witcher books)
Top 3 Bands: Radiohead, Kasabian, Coldplay.
Books I’m Reading: The clash of kings (George R. R. Martin)
Pet Peeve(s): not giving me specific directions, when I need to do sth, black and white thinking, being offended by everything, shyness
Fastest way to piss you off: when they are not being able to do or find something really simple by yourself. just use google, jesus.
Funniest rumor/assumptions about you: i act like a diva, just because i don’t talk to everyone. that’s what my college mates talk about me.
What made you smile today?: my friends.
Do not have any friends here, so I don’t tag xx.
the whole “listen to classical music when you’re studying or doing homework” thing is such bullshit. u think i cant fucking jam to chopin? satie? beethoven? fuck you. i hear the first bar of prelude in b minor and i start fucking headbanging
imagine INTJ with PMS
*slightly tears up at a random movie scene* “Did I just tear up at this bullshit?What is happening?AM I SOFTENING UP?!!” *two days later* “oh”
“I KNEW I WASN’T A WEAK ASS BITCH”
Me EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
When you guys have visited potential apartments, what kind of questions did you ask besides the basics like what rent and utilities include?
Here are questions I didn’t ask but should have: what does the basement look like?
What measures are taken to secure the building ?
Are the walls thin?
Brief info of who lives in the building. Are they college kids? People that work through the day? Elderly? Is it a mix?
Where does the garbage go?Can I pay rent bi-weekly?
What kind of fuses does the apartment use? (My fuse box is in the basement. If I blow a fuse I have to replace it myself. They screw until the box. All of which I didn’t know until it happend and I was sitting in the dark suddenly)Who do I call for repairs? (If it’s a private rental)
Am I allowed to paint the walls?
Is there any additional storage?
Do you do regular pest control?count the outlets, ask about recycling policies, ask if there’s a noise restriction (nothing loud after midnight, everything goes on the weekend, etc)
LAUNDRY FACILITIES
Definitely ask about security
Whether subletting is allowed (esp if you’re in college and might want to sublet for the summer)
If you have a car, whether there’s parking/how much it costs
What kind of heating/AC there is
Procedure/response time for any maintenance
How mail/packages are received/protected from theft (seriously people stealing your packages can be a huge problem)
What kind of verification of your salary will they want, and in what circumstances will they accept a guarantor instead?
Whether the apartment is furnishedAssuming you are in the middle of looking at/choosing between places:
When does the lease start? Are you going to give preference to people based on when they can move in?
Whether groups of a certain number of people get preference
Really anything about who they prioritize for applications, it can save you a lot of trouble in trying to apply to places you’ll never get intonot something for asking the realtors, necessarily, but important rights you should be aware of as a tenant:
when and for what reasons are your landlords allowed to enter your home? how much of a notice should they give you before entering?
can the landlord make modifications to your home or apartment without your approval? to what extent?
what are the options and conditions for breaking your lease early if there’s an emergency? (this is ESPECIALLY important for anyone moving to a new state/considerable distance where you are not able to visit the apartment/home before you rent – students get taken advantage of ALL THE TIME with this shit)
if your first or last month at the property is a partial stay (i.e. you move in on july 15th, and rent is typically due on the first) make sure you don’t pay the full first month’s rent before you know the area laws! in many states, you are only legally required to pay for the time you are occupying the property
is renter’s insurance necessary? many apartments want at least 30k coverage, which can run a couple hundred dollars extra per year
are the landlords/property management liable for crimes on the property? for example, if your car was broken into. if not GET RENTER’S INSURANCE
-ask if there’s any property upkeep you can do to get a bit off the rent (aka, can they take 100$ off the monthly rent if you maintain the lawns/garden, etc.)
-ask if there’s been any consistent/frequent trouble with electricity/internet connectivity/cable if you have it
-what KIND of electricity?
-what kind of heating (hot water/electric)
-how secure is the neighborhood (if you don’t know)
-ANY PLUMBING ISSUES? check ALL the fucking taps, the showers, EVERYTHING WITH WATER to make sure it all works right.
-ANY PLUMBING ISSUES? check ALL the fucking taps, the showers, EVERYTHING WITH WATER to make sure it all works right.
I CANNOT SECOND THIS ENOUGH.
ALSO
- who last lived here? why did they leave?
- Do they charge an “amenities fee” (Around here you can’t avoid them at all now, but some places you might still be able to)
- Do they have a policy on rent increases? (Also check if there’s a legal limit to rent increases in the area).
- Are utilities paid in a separate check or with the rent?
- Are utilities metered or pro-rated (in older buildings it’s common to be charged by square footage and/or number of occupants, which can leave you subsidizing the people who turn the a/c down to 60 in the summer or the heat up to 80 in the winter - you may not be able to avoid this but it’s worth trying).
- Are there any switched circuits in the apartment. Buildings built in the late sixties through the early eighties often have switched circuits. If they do, then with the number of devices used these days you will probably have to have something important on the switched circuit - tape the switch in the on position! (Trust me).
- What are the rules on hanging pictures?
- Who is responsible for paying for and replacing bulbs in permanent fixtures? If it’s you and there’s a fixture with weird/unusual bulbs (globe style, chandelier style, etc) ask where you can buy the bulbs.
- What are the rules about pets? Do they have breed specific restrictions on dogs? Size restrictions on fish tanks? (Believe it or not that’s not uncommon).
This will be so useful once my lease is up thanks tumblr ☺️🙏🏾
imagine INTJ with PMS
*slightly tears up at a random movie scene* “Did I just tear up at this bullshit?What is happening?AM I SOFTENING UP?!!” *two days later* “oh”
PMS aside (since very few woman actually experience it) as I’ve gotten older I have noticed I jump to teary-eyes a lot quicker than I used to. I used to pride myself on never crying during a movie no matter what it was and I watched Robin Hood (2010) last night and got teary eyed during a couple scenes.
At the beginning I expected period/pms stories about rage and murders, but I received very emotional response! Suprised. At daily basis I’m far away from stereotypical arrogant intj, but when pms hit me up, I’m full of unexpected anger and sass.
imagine INTJ with PMS
Reasons why you should date an INTJ:
Of course, this list doesn’t apply to every single INTJ. These are mostly generalisations based on my experience as an INTJ and knowing other INTJs. Hope you enjoy this Valentine’s Day post!
- We are long term planners. If we see there’s a good chance of you being in our future, we’ll plan a future with you.
- Once we get close, we are extremely loyal.
- We feel way deeper than the world gives us credit for. You would be surprised at how much we love/care about you.
- We’re not clingy.
- If you’re also an introvert, we’re very understanding of the fact that you need alone time, and won’t be offended by that.
- Chances are that we’re quite clumsy. If you find that cute…
- Sometimes we get excited over the littlest things, which I’ve been told is both hilarious and adorable to watch.
- If you have the same sense of humour as we do, we can be pretty humourous people.
- When we’re very focused on a task, which we often are, we make really funny scrunched up faces.
- We’re not afraid of deep conversation. In fact, we love it! Bring it on.
- We’ll probably fall in love with your mind before falling in love with your body.
- As much as we have really hard shells, if we love you, you’ll know we’re just huge dorks. Don’t tell anyone we have emotions though. It’s top secret.
